"I've never been to Sweden. Obviously. But I have been to Ikea and I have a theory that the concept for both Sweden and Ikea were part of some brilliant MBA student's thesis.

"But I've been to Sweden" you say. Well...you THINK you've been to Sweden.

"What about the hockey team?" you ask. Good question. Mats Sundin and all those "Swedish" hockey players...Ikea employees. 

I mean seriously...have you seen the names for things at Ikea? They want us to believe that it is a real language.

LACK = TV bench
ROGER = chair of some sort
BILLY = bookcase

Yeah...how about these words: FAKE! PHONY! BOGUS!

Ever wonder why "Swedes" speak English so clearly? It is becoming obvious, isn't it?

What about "Swedish" Meatballs? Everyone knows the Italians invented meatballs. And Italy, by the way, is a real place. 

Join and let the world know that you're no longer going to be duped by what is, admittedly, a brilliant marketing scheme."